Have you been to a festival this year? Do you have any money left? No and no.
If you went to a festival this year, did you lose anything? Your car keys? Your wristband? Your lunch in a port-o-let? Probably would have lost a little dignity.
How many people in your agency or office play an instrument? Why aren’t they with you onstage? We have 38 guitar players. They didn’t make the cut.
How is a client call like attending a music festival? (You know, crowd too big, people elbowing to get in front, happens over two weekends…) Lots of noise with very little substance until the end of the call.
Are you old enough to remember mosh pits? Can you tell me what a mosh was? Yes. Mosh pit: noun – an area in which purposefully thrust your body into several random, sweaty, overly amped strangers. It’s not as fun as it sounds.
Have you ever had to choose between two favorite bands who were on at the same time? What was were your criteria? Do you use that same criteria in your agency life? No.
What else could the letters EDM stand for? Especially Despicable Mother-In-Law
Why did you choose your festival song? Have you seen it performed live? Is it Haim? ‘Cause Haim is totally way better live, right? Haim makes me more sleepy than turkey
Do you have any reefer? Thanks. Be cool, man.
If you could be any animal, would it be the muppet drummer? I see what you did there, and the answer is yes.
Tits, bits and pits. Discuss. Everyone has them. End of discussion.
Who ripped the holes in your jeans, you or someone in China? We prefer cargo pants and chinos.
Has a guitar ever gotten you laid? What is the best brand of guitar for getting one laid? Asking for a friend. I think I’m beginning to understand the Muppet thing.
Why did you name your band that? Really. Is your mom okay with it? My mom picked it out, and she’s thrilled.
Whose Spotify playlist would you rather hear:
Kim Jong-un’s or Jared Kushner’s? Kim’s because, K-Pop. DUH, Muppet man
Kid Rock or Kid Cudi? Cudi.
Steve Bannon or Pennywise the Dancing Clown? (Or is it the same playlist?) Same playlist, same person.
It’s been 10 years. Is it okay that we are still leaving Britney alone? Yes, leave her in the past (and Vegas).