Posted By Web Admin,
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Have you been to a festival this year? Do you have any money left? We work in advertising so no… and no. Ok…maybe 1. #millennials
If you went to a festival this year, did you lose anything? Your car keys? Your wristband? Your lunch in a port-o-let? Just dignity. Lots of dignity.
How many people in your agency or office play an instrument? Why aren’t they with you onstage? …They’re at the bar…
Who ripped the holes in your jeans, you or someone in China?Cardi B
Are you old enough to remember mosh pits? Can you tell me what a mosh was? This question is condescending…*Googles ‘who is mosh?’*
Whose Spotify playlist would you rather hear:
Kim Jong-un’s or Jared Kushner’s? Kim Jong-Un’s
Kid Rock or Kid Cudi? KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID Cudi, obviously.
Steve Bannon or Pennywise the Dancing Clown? Same playlist full of circus music.
It’s been 10 years. Is it okay that we are still leaving Britney alone? Yes – What we NEED to be talking about is the New Taylor killing the Old Taylor. Talk. About. Drama.