Have you been to a festival this year? Do you have any money left? Yes. No - haven’t had anything to eat, other than Lunchables, the last 6 weeks.
If you went to a festival this year, did you lose anything? Your car keys? Your wristband? Your lunch in a port-o-let? Lost my car keys and wristband while losing my virginity in a port-o-toilet.
How many people in your agency or office play an instrument? Why aren’t they with you onstage? No comment.
How is a client call like attending a music festival? (You know, crowd too big, people elbowing to get in front, happens over two weekends…) Lots of noise with very little substance until the end of the call.
Are you old enough to remember mosh pits? Can you tell me what a mosh was? Yes. Straight throwin’ bows on fools.
Have you ever had to choose between two favorite bands who were on at the same time? What was were your criteria? Do you use that same criteria in your agency life? Follow your stomach. Everyday, when I go to lunch and have to choose between the old person group and the young person group.
What else could the letters EDM stand for? Especially Despicable Mother-In-Law
Why did you choose your festival song? Have you seen it performed live? Is it Haim? ‘Cause Haim is totally way better live, right? We saw none of our songs.
Do you have any reefer? Thanks. We always position ourselves on the left hand side.
If you could be any animal, would it be the muppet drummer? No, I’d be a Rhino.
Follow up, of the members of the muppet band, who us your favorite? It’s Janice, right? Because if it’s not Janice you’re wrong. Muppets are for kids. Just like Trix.
Tits, bits and pits. Discuss. A pretty standard day in the life for James Aardahl.
Who ripped the holes in your jeans, you or someone in China? My gluten free, vegan free, denim guy on Abbot Kinney who also handcrafts his own soap.
Has a guitar ever gotten you laid? What is the best brand of guitar for getting one laid? Asking for a friend. Ibanez- it attracts the raunchiest of music lovers.